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beautiful game 🥲

thanks g

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How to beat boss:

  1. stay low then dodge first beam
  2. spam for a bit
  3. when you see him move go behind pillar
  4. go up to platform and spam

This should result in W

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DUDE HOW TF CAN I BEAT ANDREW TATE WHEN NICOCADO AVOCADO IS BEING SHOT UP BY VEGAN SHIT LIKE IT'S 9/11. great game and execution. 10/10

thanks bbg

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eat like a king who's on a budget three tasty options fries drink and nuggets all for five bucks wait that cant be right just confirmed that that's the real price have it your way chicken chicken chicken chicken italian spicy bacon chicken take one bite and it all starts clickin crown up my day toasted bun, and tasty royal sauce got me buzzin im the royal boss sauce it up and top it with mozz chicken my way whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame broiled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day lettuce mayo pickle ketchup its ok if i dont want that impossible or bacon whopper any whopper my way you rule youre seizing the day at bk have it your way

thanks bbg

The absolute best game ever.

thanks bbg

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This game is absolutely incredible. It helped me to retire early and almost saved my marriage. The publishers of this game are absolute icons in the gaming industry and the world. This game holds a place in my heart and I will never forget this wonderful experience. My wife may have taken the kids but she will NEVER take my Heart Attack Hero!

10000/5 STARS

thanks bbg